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Psychic Squirrel says...
So we finally received enough Psychic Squirrel questions to properly field a post. Many thanks go to the submitter of these questions. The squirrel couldn't-a done it without you.
Q: Do you foresee any wardrobe malfunctions at this years future?
A: As long as Paris Hilton is still allowed to dress herself, yes. Wardrobe malfuntions will abound.
Q: Where should George W. Bush next look for WMD*? (*weapons of mass destruction)
A: Easy. In Madonna's armpits.
Q: What should I purchase stock in to make a killing on the market?
A: Guns, and knives, and meat cleavers. Oh, and machetes. Those are always good for killing, in markets, in jungles, wherever.
Q: Why do I have to submit questions to psychic squirrel? If she's psychic, she should anticipate them without them being formally asked.
A: Because Psychic Squirrel wants you to fully examine your own mind, your own life, and your own sense of style. We'll be having no wardrobe malfunctions 'round these here parts, nosiree.
Q: Do you foresee any wardrobe malfunctions at this years future?
A: As long as Paris Hilton is still allowed to dress herself, yes. Wardrobe malfuntions will abound.
Q: Where should George W. Bush next look for WMD*? (*weapons of mass destruction)
A: Easy. In Madonna's armpits.
Q: What should I purchase stock in to make a killing on the market?
A: Guns, and knives, and meat cleavers. Oh, and machetes. Those are always good for killing, in markets, in jungles, wherever.
Q: Why do I have to submit questions to psychic squirrel? If she's psychic, she should anticipate them without them being formally asked.
A: Because Psychic Squirrel wants you to fully examine your own mind, your own life, and your own sense of style. We'll be having no wardrobe malfunctions 'round these here parts, nosiree.