Jan. 17th, 2005

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I am beautiful.
I am smart.
I know how to cook, at least some things, pretty well.
I can care for animals.
I am a good mom.
I am a committed lover.
I give my all.
I am constantly learning.
I am honest, sometimes to a fault.
I am a truth-seeker.
I have a gentle spirit.
I want the best for everyone.
I want to see growth in all things. (*except for on the scale, hah!)
I can admit my faults.
I always hope for the best.
I don't keep a record of wrongs.
I want to help.
I wish I lived in a perfect world, and so I try to make MY world perfect, at least.
I have a small handful of very, VERY, good friends.
I miss my best friend, who lives in Florida.
I am mourning the loss of someone very dear to me.
I trust that he will move on and find his own path to evergreen pastures.
I will always keep a place in my heart for all those who have touched me in some way.
I won't lead a person on.
I will try to be a friend, the best that I know how.
I can be stubborn.
I can be moody.
I can change my moods at the drop of a hat.
I am true to my zodiac sign (cancer).
I have only met one other cancer in my life that I am aware of, and he's not an option for dating material, even remotely. (Girl Code applies here.)
Sometimes, I like my job.
I am responsible.
I am a good planner.
I am organized.
I get frustrated when surrounded by chaos.
I have an aunt (Nancy) who has had the same horse (Candibar) for almost my entire life.
I have a cousin who lies to her whole family.
I have other cousins who don't.
I think I will make a new costume this year.
I am at peace.
I am me.
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So we finally received enough Psychic Squirrel questions to properly field a post. Many thanks go to the submitter of these questions. The squirrel couldn't-a done it without you.

Q: Do you foresee any wardrobe malfunctions at this years future?
A: As long as Paris Hilton is still allowed to dress herself, yes. Wardrobe malfuntions will abound.

Q: Where should George W. Bush next look for WMD*? (*weapons of mass destruction)
A: Easy. In Madonna's armpits.

Q: What should I purchase stock in to make a killing on the market?
A: Guns, and knives, and meat cleavers. Oh, and machetes. Those are always good for killing, in markets, in jungles, wherever.

Q: Why do I have to submit questions to psychic squirrel? If she's psychic, she should anticipate them without them being formally asked.
A: Because Psychic Squirrel wants you to fully examine your own mind, your own life, and your own sense of style. We'll be having no wardrobe malfunctions 'round these here parts, nosiree.

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