*growls*

I have gray hair, which is new.
It's cold outside.
It's cold inside.
My car's Maintenance Required light won't go away.
I have a roast sitting in my fridge at this very moment which I don't have time to cook, and which is too big to fit in the crockpot.
My house is a mess.
The kids are home today, adding even more to the mess.
I'm out of cat food.
My coffee is cold.
Work sucks.
People are demanding things from me that I can't deliver.
Development isn't done and we go live tomorrow.
There's not enough time in the day.
There's not enough money in my wallet.
My daughter has a weird rash on her arm that also won't go away.
The neighbor kid came over and added to the noise and to the mess for FIVE hours yesterday.
I worked 12+ hours yesterday from home, all to the tune of assorted GameCube games and dumb sitcoms.
I need some quiet time.
I want to crawl into a fleece-lined cave and hide, only there isn't a fleece-lined cave anywhere to be seen.
I am grumpy.
Hear me whine.

-chatter, chatter, chatter.-