My funny friend whom I've been eating lunch with regularly wasn't at work today - her 4 yr old swallowed a coin that got lodged in his throat and they'll have to remove it surgically (a story I can't WAIT to hear, though I do feel bad for the whole family). So I sat alone at lunch today in the cafeteria and people-watched.
We've got some really interesting people working here. I don't have a clue if they'd be interesting to talk to...I think closer to the truth, their characterizations and mannerisms are just fun to watch and to make up stories to. I'll try to describe these folks as best I can, for your equal enjoyment. Oh, and I don't know any of these people beyond just passing them in the halls, so I'm going to make up names for each of them.